Q. Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?
A. He'll dessert you.
Q. What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love?
A. "I found the perfect match!"
Q: What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A: You're one in a melon!
Q: What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love you a watt.
Q: What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day?
A: You can always count on me.
Q: What did the pickle say to the other pickle on Valentine’s Day?
A: You mean a great dill to me.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
Q: Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Because they’re scent-imental creatures.
Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.
Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A: A hug and a quiche.
A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.
Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atlas
Atlas who?
Atlas, it's Valentine’s Day!
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