V-Day Jokes! Take a minute, have a laugh

Thanks for all your work! Grab a cup of coffee and have a laugh.

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage! 
 

Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflowers!

Q: Why do melons have to get married in churches?
A: Because they cantaloupe!

A girl and her boyfriends went to a party dressed as a barcode. They were an item!

It was an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers.

Q:What did the old flower say to the younger flower?
A: What’s up, bud?

Q: Why couldn’t the gardener plant any flowers?
A: He hadn’t botany.

Q: What do you get when you plant kisses?
A: Tulips!

Have a great Valentine's Day!